Jokes That Could Mke Your Day

Jokes that could make your day- ENJOY

Unix is user friendly. It’s just selective about who its friends are. Failure is not an option. It comes bundled with your Microsoft product. A self-made man? Yes - and worships his creator Forecast for tonight: Dark Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle "I do like to see the arms and legs fly" Col. George S Patton The chickens have come to roast Bugs come in through open Windows. Penguins love cold, they wont survive the sun. NT is the only OS that has caused me to beat a piece of hardware to death with my bare hands . My daily Unix command list: unzip; strip; touch; finger; mount; fsck; more; yes; unmount; sleep. If your parents didn't have any kids, there's a good chance you won't. "To have no wants is divine" Socrates An atheists worst moment is being truly grateful with no one to thank Newtonian world of Einsteinian physics ruled by Frankensteinian logic. Erik Naggum: “Microsoft is not the answer. Microsoft is the question. NO is the answer.” Windows isn’t a virus, viruses do something. College professor - someone who talks in other peoples sleep The best argument is that which seems merely an explanation. Why is it that everyone has to be different these days? A verbal contract is not worth the paper it is written on. "They defend their errors as if they were defending their inheritance" Microsoft: “You’ve got questions. We’ve got dancing paperclips.”

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