Jokes That Could Make Your Day

Jokes that could make your day- ENJOY

My son complains about headaches. I tell him all the time, when you get out of bed, it's feet first! I wish my brother would learn a trade, so I would know what kind of work he's out of. My brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder... Computers are like air conditioners: they stop working when you open Windows. Always forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them so much Some things have to be believed to be seen A doctor gave a man six months to live. The man couldn't pay his bill, so he gave him another six months. The Doctor says "You'll live to be 60!" "I AM 60!" "See, what did I tell you?" "Doctor, I have a ringing in my ears." "Don't answer!" I just got back from a pleasure trip. I took my mother-in-law to the airport. Mac users swear by their Mac, PC users swear at their PC. "Wagner's music is better than it sounds" - Mark Twain 3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't. Why is "abbreviation" such a long word? Don't use a big word where a diminutive one will suffice. Every morning is the dawn of a new error...